mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

teathattast:

lemonsharks:

curseworm:

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

elizabeths-banks:

me: my sense of humor is great & intelligent

me whenever i see the number 69 randomly somewhere:

trashboat:

zsnes:

zsnes:

hotdog eating mask

finally. no distractions

holobeam:

cyndagos:

zemra:

mood

and theyre dating and theyre very open abt their bdsm practices

nyanguard-party:

nyanguard-party:

wait theres gonna be a king kong vs. godzilla movie?

isn’t godzilla like much bigger than king kong, bulletproof and with an energy beam breath attack

ah of course. then it shall be a fair fight